Anonymous:  What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

dogxwalk:

I don’t even know if I’m a good kisser and this genuinely concerns me.

(via kygarbs)

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

(via buriedluck)

tangeluh:

George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.

(via yourpigfiance)

sagihairius:

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

(via hefuckin)

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

image

(via ahomelesschild)

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

(via equivocatingfallacy)